Catch me if you can...
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Once there was a gingerbread man,
Baking in a gingerbread pan.
Raisin eyes and a cherry nose,
Trimmed right down to his fingers and toes.
A gingerbread man in a gingerbread pan!
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Here's the Giant woman who made him so sweet,
A treat for her to crush and to eat,
She made him with flour and sugar and eggs,
She gave him a face and two arms and two legs.
A gingerbread man in a gingerbread pan! |
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Now open the oven to see if he's done,
This gingerbread man, he know how to run.
Out of the oven and onto the floor,
Now run away out the kitchen door.
The gingerbread man, he's out of the pan!
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Now chase him Giant woman, crush this little man
Chase him, yes chase him as fast as you can!
Through the garden and out the gate,
Catch him right now, before it's too late.
Naughty gingerbread man, he's out of the pan! |
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The Giantess Chased him cuz she wanted a treat
And the gingerbread man, was hers to eat
Run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
I'm the gingerbread man and I'm out of the pan!
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Kept chasing she did for she wanted a snack
and the gingerbread would fit perfect in her crack
Run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
I'm the gingerbread man and I'm out of the pan! |
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Down the road after him, Giantess looked for her treat
by now all she wanted was to crush him under her feet
Run, run, as fast as you can
I'm going to catch you and crush you little gingerbread man
you'll soon wish you were back in the pan!
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Along came a foxy Lady who wanted a treat,
And this gingerbread man, he looked good to eat.
Jump in my pack, my gingerbread pet,
And we'll cross the over here, ohh you make my pussy all wet!!
Mr. Gingerbread man, who's out of the pan! |
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There was no place to go, there was no place to run
And hiding with this foxy lady could be lots of fun!
So off with the lady did Gingerbread man go
And what happened next?
the foxy lady started to GROW
to Giantess size
OH my Oh my Cried the gingerbread man,
who's out of the pan
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Now That sly foxy lady had a de-lic-ious treat
a nice tasty morsel or to crush under her feet
She took a big bite and sat down on a log
YUCK!! you taste like a Wet smelly dog
So she crushed the Gingerbread man out of the pan! |
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Then went to her home and got out the pan
And she made herself a new gingerbread man!
And when he is eaten, she'll make some more
But this time she'll be certain to lock the back door!
A new gingerbread man, in a gingerbread pan!
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